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Posted on 30th Jun at 4:30 AM, with 74,768 notes

teacakes:

OH, DAMN… IT’S NOTHING! IT’S STUPID! YOU KNOW THOSE BLACK SHOES? I TOLD YOU IT WAS STUPID. I BOUGHT THIS BLACK DRESS TO GO WITH THOSE BLACK SHOES, WHICH I FORGOT TO PACK. I HAVE 6 OTHER PAIR OF SHOES, 2 OF WHICH ARE RUNNING SHOES IN CASE YOU’RE UP FOR A LITTLE GAME LATER. AND NOW I’M DOUBLY SCREWED BECAUSE I HAVE 2 BLACK DRESSES AND NO BLACK SHOES. I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING, “WHO CARES WHAT COLOR SHOES SHE’S WEARING?” BUT BELIEVE ME, WOMEN NOTICE.

Posted on 30th Jun at 4:28 AM, with 415,406 notes

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

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i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

Posted on 30th Jun at 1:50 AM, with 16,593 notes

estpolis:

pac-man confirmed by wikipedia to exist in ‘real life’

Posted on 30th Jun at 1:48 AM, with 118,486 notes
jesussbabymomma:

why am i on the tumblr login page
how did this occur

jesussbabymomma:

why am i on the tumblr login page

how did this occur

Posted on 28th Jun at 12:29 AM, with 222,713 notes

chrispine-trees:

do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise

Posted on 27th Jun at 11:05 PM, with 188,382 notes
myutsuu:

'what flavor lipgloss is that''pspei'

myutsuu:

'what flavor lipgloss is that'
'pspei'

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